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It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.

Rebecca, 17, Maine

Brits, Australians, and Italians are basically my whole life.

  • 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 3am: "FUCK."
  • 4am: "FUCK."
  • 5am: "OKAY."

stability:

turnblrbot:

*points at mirror* what the hell

*cleans off smudge* and the view is back

(via mother-fucking-popsicles-bitch)

poundcakeinstrumental:

poundcakeinstrumental:

stop the white gays

the dad literally dont give a fuck im still laughing at this ordeal

(Source: cocaineteas, via cynicalslut666)

flyawaymax:

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right

(via buttcramps)

actionables:

enlightful:

actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11

he was toetally unaware

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(Source: actionables, via g-iggle)

kindaofficialjohnegbert:

kongehans:

I dO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ITS HARDER TO MAKE A FEMALE ASSASSIN THAN A MALE

DONT WANT TO DO HAIR ANIMATION??? GIVE HER SHORT HAIR

DONT WANT TO RENDER A DRESS??? HOW ABOUT YOU DRESS HER LIKE EVERY OTHER ASSASSIN?

COME ON AC DEVELOPERS ARE YOU THAT AFRAID OF RENDERING A GODDAMN BOOB

just make her flat chested then jfc it doesn’t matter

(via imnotweirdyourejusttoonormal)

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

(via mother-fucking-popsicles-bitch)

cornfuse:

for a senior prank the senior class hired a mariachi band to follow the principal around their school

(via kidswithhats)